if i were a month, i would be: May
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 8pm
if i were a planet, i would be: Blorch, the home of the slaughtering rat people
if i were a sea animal, i would be: Stingray :3 I would be Jim's friend
if i were a direction, i would be: Left
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: I'm told I'd be a Libary Ladder
if i were a sin, i would be: Gluttony
if i were a historical figure, i would be: John Locke, he's historical
if i were a liquid, i would be: BEER
if i were a stone, i would be: Obsidian
if i were a tree, i would be: Willow
if i were a bird, i would be: Duck
if i were a tool, i would be: Spanner
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Catcus
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Sunshine
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Werewolf
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Ocarina
if i were an animal, i would be: Bat
if i were a color, i would be: GREEN
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Chili Pepper
if i were a sound, i would be: Gir / Unexplained Humming
if i were an element, i would be: Phosporous
if i were a car, i would be: A Smart Car
if i were a song, i would be: Lost in Translation, Apoptygma Bezerk
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Stephen King ;D yeah, that's right
if i were a book, i would be written by: ... KING?
if i were a food, i would be: Noodles ;D
if i were a place, i would be: Bed
if i were a material, i would be: Felt, the easiest to sew
if i were a taste, i would be: Cherries
if i were a scent, i would be: Jasmine~
if i were a religion, i would be: Nuism
if i were a word, i would be: NU
if i were an object, i would be: A pair of socks~
if i were a body part, i would be: Toes~
if i were a facial expression, i would be: Daydreamy
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Art, on the good days where you get to play with stuff
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Gambit~ Oldschool Gambit ^w^
if i were a shape, i would be: A wiggly line~
if i were a number, i would be: Fourty Two